Do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow I can feel the ugly
do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go
why
the fuck
did nobody punch me in the face
our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.
i’m still debating on what i hate more, myself or everybody else
mew2:
when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself
my sexual orientation is straight
up gangster
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
actors in the morning.
if this ever happened to me id probably just move
time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy

comic books 101
how do you compliment a girl in french?
bon appetits
madame more like madayum